Musician Recounts Time He Rubbed Penis On Donald Trump
President Donald Trump

Moby (real name, Richard Melville Hall) has revealed he once brushed his penis on now-US President, Donald Trump.

Concise News reports that the American musician says he was just trying to spice up a boring evening by ‘knob touching’ the future President of the United States.

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While at a party in 2001, Moby says he was dared to place his penis upon the current leader of the United States, then famous for being a property tycoon.

In his new memoir Then It Fell ApartMoby states: “I drank a shot of vodka to brace myself, pulled my flaccid penis out of my trousers and casually walked past Trump, trying to brush the edge of his jacket with my penis.”

Apparently, Moby’s organ did not seem to have much of an impact, as he says: “Luckily he didn’t seem to notice or even twitch. I returned to my friends and ordered another drink.”

Host of The Late Show, Stephen Colbert, who has read the book says, “Somehow this chronicle of a long, dark night of the soul also involves funny stories involving Trump, (Vladimir) Putin, and a truly baffling array of degenerates.”